Cupcake Wars

by walmazan

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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2nd Place in Derby #298: This Means War!, 224 Votes!

In soviet Russia, cupcake eat you*!

*This is due to very loose definition of "cupcake" in soviet Russia. In Soviet Russia, cupcake can mean small cake in doily, but also can mean tiger, anaconda, and volcano, among other things.

Much of confusion over reversal of actions in Soviet Russia due to Soviet Russia's dictionary being open-source. In Soviet Russia, anyone can change dictionary definition. And In Soviet Russia, dictionary definition can change anybody. Because in Soviet Russia, "dictionary definition" has been changed so that "dictionary definition" mean what word means, but also mean plastic surgeon.

The reason for Soviet Russia's open-source dictionary is to "make people feel ultimate freedom and contribution to great country." Which very nice but now in dictionary "freedom" also mean fart, "contribution" mean sexy lady, and you don't want to know what "great country" mean. Absolutely disgusting!

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL:  10.59” x 15.41“
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8:  8.24” x 12.00“
K6 - K4:  6.87” x 10.00”

Pantone Colors: Black 5C - 454C - 180C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 26.778s
First Sucker:
baybei
Last Wooter to Woot:
Fluffmunky

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Cupcake Wars by walmazan
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