Darkness Anymore
by kharmazero
Printed to order.
Ships in 3-5 business days
Ships in 3-5 business days
Curious if this shirt was designed in France? Try my simple French-detection test. It's simple, does this design cause you to ponder this question: "Why have I ever done anything ever?" If you keep staring at the shirt and that question bores further and further into your chest until you can barely breathe, it's French!
OK, are you ready to try it yourself? Here you go!. Now, you might say "Of course it's French, they're speaking French!" but it could be Canadian, or Belgian, or Swiss or something. Apply my test! Do you feel suffocated by your lonely place in the universe? That's right, it's French!
And it works for people, too. Not sure if you have any French heritage? Just stare at a mirror for a few hours. If you begin to feel the icy grip of the vast lifelessness of the universe: Congratulations, monsieur!
Wear this shirt: when everything you have ever loved dies.
Don't wear this shirt: as part of your clown costume.
This shirt tells the world: "I'm in a dark place right now. No, really, do you have a flashlight?"
We call this color: Black Is The Old Black
Design Placement: Centered
Pantone Color(s): 238C - 2905C - 612C - 428C
Shirt Color: Black
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