Darkness Anymore

by kharmazero

$15.00
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The French Test

Does it make you sad? Then it's French. 

Curious if this shirt was designed in France? Try my simple French-detection test. It's simple, does this design cause you to ponder this question: "Why have I ever done anything ever?" If you keep staring at the shirt and that question bores further and further into your chest until you can barely breathe, it's French!

OK, are you ready to try it yourself? Here you go!. Now, you might say "Of course it's French, they're speaking French!" but it could be Canadian, or Belgian, or Swiss or something. Apply my test! Do you feel suffocated by your lonely place in the universe? That's right, it's French!

And it works for people, too. Not sure if you have any French heritage? Just stare at a mirror for a few hours. If you begin to feel the icy grip of the vast lifelessness of the universe: Congratulations, monsieur!

Wear this shirt: when everything you have ever loved dies.

Don't wear this shirt: as part of your clown costume.

This shirt tells the world: "I'm in a dark place right now. No, really, do you have a flashlight?"

We call this color: Black Is The Old Black

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s): 238C - 2905C - 612C - 428C

Shirt Color: Black

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
34m 29.004s
First Sucker:
dsaiz11
Last Wooter to Woot:
cuttysark

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Darkness Anymore by kharmazero
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