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Dead Man’s Chest

by Jimiyo

$15.00
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There! The King of the Octopi holds his scepter! Look how proudly he fights for his people against the Swallow Alliance! This is a war that stretches back for thousands of year, since the first monkey crawled into the ocean and the first whale grew wings. As the waves crash, the final battle begins, both sides prepared for the battle that will decide, once and for all, what creature holds dominion over sea and sky!

Oh, yeah, and for some reason there’s a pirate in the middle.

This shirt was designed by: Jimiyo, who is an artist talented enough to make us like pirates again. Keep in mind that you probably are not. We’re sorry, we love you, but that’s just a fact. A fact as cruel and cold as the sea itself.

Wear this shirt: under an Armani jacket. That way you’ll look good when you meet with your internet buddies to download their zero-day releases… all the while secretly working for the RIAA. It’ll be like a digital Miami Vice. You’ll have your own theme. On keyboards.

Don’t wear this shirt: to Disneyland. You’ll get near the Pirates of the Caribbean ride and some little kid will ask you if you work there and you’ll say no, and then some other kid will ask you and you’ll say no, and then a third kid will as you and you’ll say no, but this time you’ll be really frustrated and so it will come out all mean, and then suddenly you’ll be in a secret tunnel getting beaten by twenty five Mouseketeers and Cory Doctorow for ruining the magic of the Kingdom.

This shirt tells the world: “Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr deep breath rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.”

We call this color: The Governor’s Daughter Was Named Heather Gray/She Begged Me To Bring Her Some Dates/But Once I Arrived At The Edge Of Her Harbor/I Found I Preferred Me First Mate

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - Pantone BlackC - Pantone Cool Gray 9C - Pantone Cool Gray C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 28.000s
First Sucker:
showergrrl
Last Wooter to Woot:
chips72

Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 46% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Dead Man’s Chest by Jimiyo
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