Death

by collinvh

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
Silver
New
Limit 15 per customer
add to cart

HOW TO PLAY

3rd place in Derby #250: Board Games, with 628 votes!

1. Roll two six-sided di.

If your roll adds up to any number between 2 and 12, it means your character has died and cannot proceed around the game board.

2. Consider the math.

Yes, that is correct: it is mathematically impossible to achieve anything but death in the initial roll.

3. Seek a solution.

There is no solution. Your character is dead.

4. Draw parallels between game and real life.

You cannot escape death in the game. And so it is life, as well.

5. Give up on all of your dreams.

Self-explanatory.

Wear this shirt: to a funeral.

Don’t wear this shirt: to meet your friend’s new baby.

This shirt tells the world: “Death? LOL! Amirite???”

We call this color: silver lining? There is no silver lining.

Back to top

Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 1235C - 241C - 199C - 311C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 3.000s
First Sucker:
willflo
Last Wooter to Woot:
maune98

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

11%
6%
3%
2%
2%
2%
3%
4%
6%
5%
6%
5%
5%
5%
4%
3%
3%
4%
4%
3%
4%
5%
4%
4%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

6%
2%
2%
2%
3%
1%
84%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

join the discussion (85 comments)
Death by collinvh
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.