Declaration of Independence

by CptJimboHapsburgCho

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George Thrashington, Shredder of Our Country

2nd place in Derby #49: Independence with 620 votes.

Dude was born bad-ass. Chopping trees down when he could barely walk. Throwing money across rivers like it wasn’t no thing. Growing the kind bud all over his plantation. And you wanna talk about body mods? How about a set of teeth carved from hippopotamus ivory and held together with gold springs? There’s a reason the Iroquois called him “the Town Destroyer” and “the Devourer of Villages”. This guy could hit the laudanum all night and pillage all day. And there’s no more extreme sport than revolution.

This shirt was designed by: master campaigner CptJimboHapsburgCho, who sure knows how to win votes. He’s not too shabby at the whole design thing, either.

Wear this shirt: when you’re windsurfing across the Delaware.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the Jefferson Memorial. You do not want to get in the middle of that beef.

This shirt tells the world: “Cleveland isn’t the only president who rocks.”

We call this color: Anti-Royal Blue.

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Features

DRAFT

Pantone Colors:
White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Declaration of Independence by CptJimboHapsburgCho
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