Definitely

by enin

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Asphalt

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Savant Garde

2nd place in Derby #61: Movie Titles Re-Interpreted, with 772 votes!

Raindrops keep falling on your inheritance? Did your Dad go to the afterlife and all he gave you was some lousy rosebushes? Embarking on a cross-country drive with the brother you never knew, where you’ll both learn a little something about what really matters in life? Don’t turn to Scientology for consolation in your time of need – buy this shirt instead.

This shirt was designed by: Derby contestant enin, who, in addition to flexing mad design skills, is an excellent driver.

Wear this shirt: if you can’t go a day without Judge Wapner.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a casino while you’re counting cards. It’ll be a dead giveaway.

This shirt tells the world: “I don’t get my t-shirts at K-Mart in Cincinnati.”

We call this color: Asphalt. Definitely Asphalt. Asphalt. Asphalt. Definitely Asphalt.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!