Disappointing Gift

by Naolito

$15.00
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An Ignoble Truth

Don't try to UNDERSTAND this shirt; let its complexity wash over you.

In Buddhist philosophy, reality is often interpreted as a coin with two sides. The enlightened individual is the one who can see both sides at once - nothingness and impermanence.

Similarly, with shirts such as this one it's important to hold many questions in your mind at once. For instance, is that actually the villain himself? Because we all know that he didn't turn evil until he was much older. Or is it a child who is dressed up like the villain? In that case, why does he actually think he's going to be getting a space station  as a present? Is he an idiot?

The TRUE answer is that it is neither of these explanations and both of these explanations at the same time. True understanding comes from holding both together in an enlightenment-inducing paradox. If you really want to get into that hardcore nirvana stuff, you could also add the paradox of why he thought a full-sized space station would be wrapped in a package the size of a basketball. Also, is it his birthday or Christmas? If it's Christmas why are we selling it in August. You see, every Shirt.Woot shirt is a veritable trove of mind-expanding contradictions. You're welcome.

If you don't feel like doing all of that you can just wear the shirt and feel comfy. Up to you.

Wear this shirt: over your sickly white skin.

Don't wear this shirt: until it is fully operational.

This shirt tells the world: "Hope springs eternal, but hope leads to hate..."

We call this color: it is your destiny - your slate.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
426C - Cool Gray 2C - 1815C - 7418C - 1365C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 28.551s
First Sucker:
pikezh638
Last Wooter to Woot:
jkbanks

Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Disappointing Gift by Naolito
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