Dissipate

by thatrobert

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Sorry, Is That Your Hand In My Teeth

Second Place in Derby #17, with 449 votes!

Here’s to you, nameless art school graduate. You spent a few years drinking in the great masters and walked out into a company which wanted a font that no one could ever forget. By now you’re probably dead, or at least forgotten, but the work lives on. Your creation marches out like an angry mummy from the tomb, determined to spread the message for which it was designed. Consume, Dissipate, Buy, it doesn’t matter if they think that Marshall McLuhan was the guy who wrote The Prisoner or John Oswald was the dude who shot Kennedy. Once you know the product the words don’t matter, because that font doesn’t ever mean anything else. And isn’t that what they asked of you? Well done, immortal nameless guy, well done.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member thatrobert, who apparently understands the parody defense.

Wear this shirt: to a U2 concert.

Don’t wear this shirt: to buy a puppy from Casey Kasem.

This shirt tells the world: “They probably didn’t even bother to print any of these in 3X.”

We call this color: Angry Our Logo Isn’t On This Red

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Pantone Black C- 18C- Pantone Reflex Blue C-White- Pantone Yellow C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 18.000s
First Sucker:
imsaborda
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Dissipate by thatrobert
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