Diversity

by barthesis

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Here I Sit, Broken Hearted

Second Place in Derby #16, with 636 votes!

Just because they get that couch in there doesn’t mean they’re cleaner; everybody knows that the Ladies can sometimes be worse than the Gents. But what about the Acrobat who doesn’t want a face full of… you know… ? Or what about the Gamers who plan to shoot every sink for ammo and need a save point in the handicapped stall? Or the Ninja, who requires fifteen exits and a clan member to watch their back the entire time? Who can even imagine how terrible it would be if a disrespectful Pirate ran into a rep-conscious Gangsta, and do you really want to accidently wind up reading the graffiti in the Zombies Only stall? It must be terribly boring.

This shirt was designed by: barthesis, who knows in his heart that all the invisible men are sneaking into the ladies room anyway.

Wear this shirt: to a Marcel Duchamp exhibition.

Don’t wear this shirt: in the woods. barthesis did not include the famous Bear and this could cause it emotional distress. Nobody wants that. Especially not the Pope, who is Catholic.

This shirt tells the world: “I understand that everyone deserves respect for the things that we all share in common as human beings even if we choose to express our reaction to those things differently and also I only bought this Slim Jim so I could get the bathroom key.”

We call this color: My First College Apartment Bathroom Brown

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 42% one year old
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Quantity Breakdown

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Diversity by barthesis
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