Do a Barrel Roll!

by Nathan W. Pyle

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That Fox is Gonna Be a Star

Somewhere, in a pet shop far far away...

"Hello, I'd like to return this frog."

"Well, that's a toad. And we don't accept returns on pets, sir. I'm very sorry."

"Are you absolutely certain?"

"What seems to be the trouble, exactly?"

"Where do I begin? Listen to the damn thing."

"Oof."

"Yeah. That's its voice. That's how it sounds. And it never shuts up. EVER."

"Why not?"

"It always needs help. With EVERYTHING."

"Is it mentally deficient?"

"I assume so, yeah. So can I get a rabbit or something instead?"

"No man, sorry. I can't help you. Best I could do is maybe step on it for you."

Wear this shirt: If you're one of those people who posts to /r/gaming with crap like DOES NE1 REMEMBER THIS GEM?!"

Don't wear this shirt: Unless you can readily admit it was a mediocre game at best.

This shirt tells the world: "I remember things."

We call this color: The deep black of space.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 7411C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 29.441s
First Sucker:
malcolmkotok
Last Wooter to Woot:
Rob69

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Do a Barrel Roll! by Nathan W. Pyle
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