Do It Slowly

by Jordan Horstman

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Poor Donald

The things he seen, he don't want to even talk about.

What people are saying about Donald the Turtle since he's returned from the Rabbit War:

"He's a shell of his former self." - his mother, Vivian

"He's very reclusive, very rarely leaves his home. And then, if he does come out at all, the slightest noise will send him right back in." - his neighbor, Tom Drimel

"I've seen him laying in the middle of the road, trying to end it all. It's sad really." - local resident, Tuck Banderloin

"He never says anything about what happened over there, but judging by his demeanor, I'd say things got pretty hare-y in hurry." - high school buddy, Skip Pitterson

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL: 13.49” x 8.78“
S, WM - WS, K12 - K4:  11.12” x 7.24”
K6 - K4: 8.75” x 5.69”

Pantone Colors: 7497C - 7487C - 7743C - 359C - 618C - 350C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 47.220s
First Sucker:
phoenikz
Last Wooter to Woot:
smiles4u73

Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Do It Slowly by Jordan Horstman
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