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Donut Panic!

by Capttylor34

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 7 - Nov 9
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 4 - Nov 6
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Nov 12 - Nov 14
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Ich Bin Ein Murder

1st place in Derby #62: Panic!, with 937 votes!

You, you people, you’re really sick. Just look at how many of our current Reckoning shirts are about eating brains, for instance. Acquired Taste, If I Only Had A Brain, and Rule No. 1: Cardio are all cutified takes on the unimaginable horror of reanimated cannibalism.

But it's always been this way, hasn't it? You're still the same macabre degenerates who anointed this jelly-splattered horror as your very favorite shirt from Derby #62. What is wrong with you people? You see something cute and you must make it suffer? What kind of Law & Order: SVU crap is that? We’re sure you’re quiet folks, mostly keep to yourselves. But remind us never to let you cat-sit for us, OK?

Wear this shirt: to let those Krispy Kreme bastards know you’re not somebody to mess with.

Don’t wear this shirt: around us at breakfast time. Donuts are one of the few pleasures we have left. Don’t ruin it for us.

This shirt tells the world: “The pattern of injury clearly indicates that this wound was inflicted by a bear claw.”

We call this color: Cranberry Filling.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 53% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Donut Panic! by Capttylor34
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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