Double Crossed

by Brett Weber

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Treasures Are Doin’ It For Themselves

Well, no wonder we never found anything on Oak Island.

Take hold of the means of production! That’s what it said in the book they threw in the hole with me. I had lots of time to read after they piled all the dirt on my head.

It was easy to understand the “all property is theft” thing, since… well, considering how I got here and all, but there were some amazing ideas in that little book. And it really got me thinking. For example, did you know that 1% of the people hold 90% of the wealth? And that there are lots of people who don’t actually do any work, but still somehow stay rich?

Well, I decided that it was time to put an end to this fascist chain of events. I decided it was time to stand up and take control of my life. When those pirates come back, they’re gonna find out that… what? They’re coming back? Aw, crap! Feets don’t fail me now!

Wear this shirt: on your chest. It’s obvious, really.

Don’t wear this shirt: around your ex. Unless you want to get back together. But keep in mind, they’re your ex for a reason, right?

This shirt tells the world: “I got yer spot right here.”

We call this color: If You Invest Olive That Money You Might Be Able To Live Out Your Golden Years In… Oh, Sure, A Big Screen Television, Good Idea.

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Features

DRAFT

Pantone Colors:
615C - 4525C - 5783C- 5625C - 147C - 4625C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 10.000s
First Sucker:
jkmahan
Last Wooter to Woot:
pamrose

Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 45% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
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Double Crossed by Brett Weber
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