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Dragon Bowl

by Mitohapa

$15.00
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Lucky Numbers: 9, 13, 77, 91

Master, I have traveled far. The journey was difficult.

The scene: A mountainside cavern in which an ancient mystic makes his home. A seeker from afar has made the long and difficult journey to this spot in hopes of receiving wisdom.

“Master, I have traveled for weeks to reach you. I nearly died on the mountain while climbing to this place. Please, tell me the meaning of all things.”

“Pea green soup.”

“Pea green… what?”

“My son, there is no question to which pea green soup does not provide a perfectly adequate answer. Let me demonstrate. I will pose to you a series of questions. You will answer each question with the phrase ‘pea green soup.’ I see you are confused. All will become clear. Let us begin. What is man’s most perfect meal?”

“Uh… pea green soup?”

Very good. Therefore, upon rising from your bed in the morning, what shall you eat to awaken your body?”

“Pea green soup?”

“Of course. And what shall you eat at noontime, when you break from your labors?”

“Pea green soup.”

“And what shall you sip for an end-of-day snack, before you hang up your working-tools?”

“Pea green soup.”

“And what shall provide your sustenance at dinner?”

“Pea green soup.”

“Yes, and of what shall you drink a bowlful before going to sleep?”

“Pea green soup.”

“And what will you probably do all night in bed?”

“Pe—hey! What is this, some kind of joke?”

“Presto, enlightenment.”

Wear this shirt: when you can’t pronounce the names on the menu, and just point to your torso.

Don’t wear this shirt: until you’ve mastered the chopsticks. Oyster sauce stains show up pretty good on white.

This shirt tells the world: “Every time I put this shirt on, I end up wanting to put another one on like half an hour later.”

We call this color: Like White On Rice

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Features

Pantone Colors:
457C - 367C - 575C- 7407C - 4975C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 30.000s
First Sucker:
say10
Last Wooter to Woot:
faleeshakh

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 53% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Dragon Bowl by Mitohapa
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.