Driving To Work

by Nick Mathis

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Skull And Groans

Brake lights in front of you. Hit your brakes. Hope the guy behind you notices. Orange flashing arrow. LANE ENDS. Wait. Wait. Morning Zoo fart jokes. Wait. An opening! Sneak in. Wait! Swerve away. Didn't see that guy. Could've died. Traffic moves. Traffic slows. Traffic stops. Brake again. Why? What's going on up there? You'll never know. Off-ramp. Can you beat the yellow? Looks like it. Looks like it. Come on. Wait! Brake lights in front of you. Slam on your brakes. Scalding drips of coffee on your office pants. Sitting at red, wet and hot. Maybe it's time to start riding the bus.

This shirt was designed by: Nick Mathis, a Dallas native who's moving to New York, where he can take the train to work. Email him for more.

Wear this shirt to: remind your fellow commuters that one day they, too, will be little more than bones.

Don’t wear this shirt to: your babysitting job.

This shirt tells the world: "I feel like my skull is, like, a sketchy drawing, pierced by straight lines from all directions, and overlaid several times in varying opacities."

We call this color: Bone White.

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Features

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Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
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Quantity Breakdown

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Driving To Work by Nick Mathis
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