Duck Duck Goose

by randyotter

$15.00
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*Whoosh*

There's always truth in jest. 

"Hey, wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"How do you get down off an elephant?"

"…"

"Ahem. How do you get down off an elephant?"

"Are you asking me?"

"Yes!"

"I thought you were going to tell a joke."

"This is part of the joke."

"So I have to answer? I'm telling the joke?"

"No…just…no. Answer the question to the best of your ability: How do you get down off an elephant?"

"I don't know."

"You don't get down off an elephant. You get down off a duck!"

"…"

"Get it?"

"Is that part of the joke? Are we still in the joke? Do I have to answer that?"

"No. The joke is over. You get down off a duck."

"OK. That's understandable."

"But do you get the joke?"

"No."

"It's a play on the word 'down.' You see --"

"No, I understand that. But why is that funny?"

"Because…well…it just is."

"I have never laughed in my life. So it's just hard for me to understand."

"If you have no sense of humor, why did you agree to have me tell you a joke?"

"I thought this might be the time."

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X-M, WXL-WL:  11.77” x  5.99”
S, WM-WS, K12-K4: 9.00” x 4.57”

Pantone Color(s):
261C - 712C - 645C - White

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 44.449s
First Sucker:
tviscomi
Last Wooter to Woot:
annehross

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Duck Duck Goose by randyotter
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