Earth's Heart Monitor

by capedcrusader514

$15.00
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I’ve Been Going Over Your Charts And It Doesn’t Look Good

3rd place in Derby #143: Earth Day, with 764 votes!

Your temperature’s up. Your ice cap is thinning. And did you pick up smoking? There’s an awful lot of CO2 and other noxious gases in your atmosphere that, frankly, do not bode well for your overall health.

Look, Earth, I’m gonna level with you. You need to make some changes. I know it’s tough, but if you don’t do something soon to turn this thing around, I’m afraid some of this damage is going to be irreparable.

Just lay off the chlorofluorocarbon, conserve your water, and stop trimming your forests. Try a little recycling, even. And look, I know it’s hard to kick the fossil fuel habit but, believe me, it’s for the best.

Wear this shirt: on your next hiking trip.

Don’t wear this shirt: in a field of burning tires.

This shirt tells the world: “We’re losing her, doc.”

We call this color: Give Me 500ccs of Navy, stat!

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Features

Pantone Colors:
339C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 43.000s
First Sucker:
timestreamer
Last Wooter to Woot:
quattro29

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Earth's Heart Monitor by capedcrusader514
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