Eating Healthy

by tgentry

$15.00
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The End QUESTION MARK

It’s the great irony of the food chain. That guy in the wheelchair is delicious, but high in saturated fats. Those fat kids who fall down a lot have a few thousand calories EACH. If you want to live to be six million, you have to start eating right. You have to start making the effort. In the long run, you’ll thank yourself.

This shirt was designed by: the loveable Tgentry, who knows that you can get alien ooze out of the carpet by using just a bit of club soda.

Wear this shirt: when you’re serving lime Jell-o to your kids. Pretend those chocolate chips were joggers.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a fresh baked loaf of bread. Instead, you’ll find a breadbox will be more comfortable while also keeping you fresh.

This shirt tells the world: “When did Woot turn into Hints From Heloise?”

We call this color: Slime On The Asphalt

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Pantone BlackC -White - 3435C - 3425C - 3405C - 348C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 13.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 47% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Eating Healthy by tgentry
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