Eggnog!

by fishbiscuit5

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
Kelly Green
New
Limit 15 per customer
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Drink Up!

It's nog what I was hoping for, but at least I can get it in 3 different forms: tee, hoodie, and apron.

Okay, we know what you're thinking: "Oh, bad move, Shirt.Woot. Eggnog is an egg drink, and you know who drinks eggs? Boxers! Good luck NOT getting beat up!"

But here's the thing: it's backhanded. It doesn't say, "EGGNOG SUCKS!" It says, at least it's not fruit cake. So in order for the boxer to want to beat us up, he'd have to discern that most people don't like fruitcake and so saying eggnog is better than fruitcake isn't much of a compliment at all. And boxers aren't smart enough to figure all that out...

Okay, maybe now we'll get beat up.

Wear this shirt: if you hate Christmas or don't like eggnog. But I repeat myself.

Don't wear this shirt: if you're a decent human being and a giving soul.

This shirt tells the world: "It's nog my favorite."

We call this color: KELLY  (green tee) went to the FOREST (green hoodie) and waited for it to get DARK (green apron). 

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s): White - 603C - 600C - 1675C - 340C - 341C 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 57.668s
First Sucker:
tomlofgren
Last Wooter to Woot:
bstaps

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Eggnog! by fishbiscuit5
$15.00 In Stock
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.