Empire Bowl

by thatrobert

$15.00 + free shipping

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2nd Place in Derby #349: Leisure & Playground Sports, with 234 votes!

Jeez, dad! I don't know how to bowl.

Just use the force, Luke.

"Uh, sorry to interrupt. Stu, bowling instructor here. Gotta disagree with ya."

What did you say?

"I said you're wrong. You don't want to use too much force. You want to add spin."

Do you know who you're talking to?

Dad, calm down…

"You keep telling your boy here to use force, he's gonna hurt his back, not to mention you'll be paying out the backside to fix the alley. What do you think of that?"

You don't understand how much danger you've put yourself in.

Dad, keep it cool.

"And, hey, what's with your breathing? You need an inhaler or something?"

Okay, that's it! Take him away! 

"What the??? Who the heck are these guys in white suits?"

Ugh, you have to make a scene everywhere don't you, dad?

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:3X - M, WXL-WL: 12” x 12.9” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4: 8.5 ” x 9.1” 

Pantone Colors:
White - 135c - 7621c - 7492c - 3282c - 446c 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 22.445s
First Sucker:
abigdog1976
Last Wooter to Woot:
sternen

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Empire Bowl by thatrobert
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