English Muffin

by Radscoolian

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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I Totally Heard It Somewhere

3rd Place in Derby #263: England, Guest Editor Spiritgreen's Pick!

"No dude, I read about these guys. You can do whatever you want to this muffin and it can't do anything back. It's like a law from the king or something."

"Do they even have a king? I only ever hear about the queen."

"Well you can't have one without the other."

"I guess so."

"Check it out. I'm waving my hand in front of his face. Nothin'."

"He has a face?"

"Sure. Right there."

"Dude, I think it's not doing anything because it's just a muffin."

Wear this shirt: To England, if you like getting beaten up by chavs.

Don't wear this shirt: To Scotland. They've got their own thing going.

This shirt tells the world: "I like to think of myself as pretty worldly for someone too terrified to actually leave the country."

We call this color: Beefeater Royal Blue

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Features

Pantone Colors:
2767C - 7499C - 194C - 7418C - 4645C - 4665C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 35.005s
First Sucker:
ijstwnt2play
Last Wooter to Woot:
giasophia

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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English Muffin by Radscoolian
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.