Enlightenment

by Tobe Fonseca

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A Shirt.Woot Classic Moment

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The Geisel Go Crazy When They See This (June 2009)
Sam, if I could have a word?
This stuff you’re grilling—it’s absurd!
What would have been so bad about
Some plain old brats with sauerkraut?

You invite us over here,
You say “I’m set for meat; bring beer”
I guess this is the “meat” you meant?
This stinky, greenish excrement?

Hot dogs would have been OK
And I like chicken cooked this way
Or why not burgers made with cheese?
But no, you had to grill up THESE.

Dude, I’ve never seen green meat.
Is this what you want us to eat?
You have got some moxie, fella!
What if we get salmonella?

Of your green ham, I want none.
How do you know if it’s done?
What color is this stuff rare?
Do you know, Sam? Do you care?

This barbecue’s a big fiasco!
What is with this green tabasco?
And the eggs—what, they’re green, too?
Thanks but no thanks, Sam, screw you.

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
X - M, WXL-WL: 10.6” x 18”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 8.3“ x 14”
K6-K4: 5.9 “ x 10”

Pantone Color(s): White +Glow In The Dark Ink 

Shirt Color: Navy

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Unisex Tank

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
S-XL:  10.6” x 18”

Pantone Color(s): White +Glow In The Dark Ink

Shirt Color: Navy

Features:

  • Made in America
  • 100% Fine Jersey cotton construction
  • Printed: Carrollton, TX USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 50.441s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Enlightenment by Tobe Fonseca
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