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Oral History

​1st Place in Derby #339: 8-Bit Adventure, with 201 votes!

"Tell me a story, Grandpa." 

All right, let's see … oh, I know just the one. When I was a boy just about your age, I watched a movie about a grandfather telling his grandson a story.

"That sounds boring." 

Wait, wait, that's not all of it. The story he was telling was about pirates and riddles, but that's not what I want to tell you about. I want to tell you the story of how my entire generation fell in love with the movie and turned it into a cultural icon. 

"Ugh. A love story? I don't want to hear a love story." 

But this wasn't the usual kind of love. This love permeated the entire generation until there wasn't a single member in it who didn't feel its abiding glow. This love drove us to quote the movie for decades after its release. To wear t-shirts referencing its minor characters. To…

"Forget all that. Get to the good stuff." 

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL:  12.64” x 8.80” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8:  9.77” x 6.80”
K6-K4: 6.90” x 4.80”

Pantone Colors: - White - 149C - 453C - 125C - 4625C - Black

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
8m 54.774s
First Sucker:
dtorino
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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