Everything is Gold

by Radscoolian

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Hi, Phi

1st place in Derby #226: Math in Nature, with 911 votes!

Anyone with eyes can tell this is no mere accident of nature. The way the trees align in an arc that widens by a factor of φ for every quarter turn it makes? They way the length of the sides of each square has the exact same relationship to the sides of the next smallest square as the total length of both squares’ sides has to the larger square’s sides? The odds of such mathematical constancy and aesthetic beauty simply emerging from happenstance are astronomical. To ask us to believe that this all resulted from a random collision of molecules is asking too much.

We are forced, therefore, to one inevitable conclusion: this t-shirt was created by an intelligent designer.

Wear this shirt: to your Geometry for Werewolves class.

Don’t wear this shirt: if the first thing you think of when you hear “golden ratio” is Ace of Base’s poorly received 2009 comeback album by the same name.

This shirt tells the world: “My proportions are divine.”

We call this color: the Black Spiral.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
607C - 5473C - 7476C - 295C - 309C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 25.000s
First Sucker:
songoffreedom
Last Wooter to Woot:
matteridon

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Everything is Gold by Radscoolian
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