Evil-o-meter is at mission critical
by krisrobinson
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I don’t think of myself as an angry person. But like anybody else, sometimes I get frustrated at the little roadblocks that block my road to happiness. And sometimes two perfectly good people can have a reasonable disagreement that leads to harsh words, sometimes in court. And sure, sometimes a guy won’t answer his phone or return your calls even though you gave him a hundred and fifty bucks a week ago for some so-called Maui primo so you have to go find him at his day job at AutoZone and grab a tire iron that’s conveniently sitting there and show the bastard what happens to people who take your money and blow you off like you’re some kind of idiot.
But no, I’m not angry.
Wear this shirt: to alert innocent bystanders before things get bloody.
Don’t wear this shirt: to any tent revivals or storefront churches, unless you want an involuntary exorcism.
This shirt tells the world: “I’m not exactly sure what ‘mission critical’ means.”
We call this color: Devil Grass.
Pantone Colors:
7486C - 364C - 3435C-
1797C - 484C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
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