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Existential Threads

by Max Estes

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Meta Health’ll Drive You Mad

Ever get the feeling you’re just another visitor to some online t-shirt store? As far as we’re concerned, you’re all figments of our imagination, computer-generated wisps of data, the faceless face of the target audience we’ve dreamed into “existence” to make our little t-shirt charade that much more realistic. But then, we don’t get out much.

This shirt was designed by: the pride of Milwaukee, Max Estes. Every day, he gets the feeling that he’s just another bunny in an Internet comic.

Wear this shirt: backwards when you and your friend dress up as Kriss Kross for Halloween.

Don’t wear this shirt: to your recovering hipster support group. Just the word “ironic” alone will send the weaker-minded ones into relapse.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m so bad, I’m good.”

We call this color: The Grass Face.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
2718C - 161C - 162C - 1807C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 34.000s
First Sucker:
wootalyzer
Last Wooter to Woot:
cinema82

Purchaser Experience

  • 9% first woot
  • 6% second woot
  • 38% < 10 woots
  • 25% < 25 woots
  • 21% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Existential Threads by Max Estes
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