There's criticizing, and there's reveling in it.

Ms. Dexmeyer? Can I ask a question?

"If you find yourself with the cognitive capacity to form intelligible sentences, Brian, then certainly."

"Right. About that. Was it really necessary to write on my essay, 'I expected more, even from a dullard such as yourself?'"

"Necessary? I would ask the same thing of your 'essay,' if you insist on labeling this drivel as such; was this even necessary?

"You asked for a book report-"

"I asked for your thoughts, your insights, your commentary on a reading, Brian. What you proceeded to belch out onto the paper was an inane, rambling semblance of power paragraphs discussing your dog and various chores around the house you dislike doing."

"But the main character reminded me of-"

"If you even read the book, Brian, and I do not concede that you did, you would know that Ms. Paterson's Bridge to Terabithia has literally nothing to do with such trivial concerns."

"I don't know, I thought Jess reminded me of myself-"

"Oh, please don't insult the characters like that, Brian. I've read Bridge to Terabithia, and you, my boy, are no Jess Aarons."

Wear this shirt: To your study group.

Don't wear this shirt: ​In the desperate hope that your teacher will grant you clemency based on your hilarious t-shirt.

This shirt tells the world: "I spend a lot of time correcting people on the internet."

We call this color: You don't even get a silver star.

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