Facade

by Steven Lefcourt

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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The Eyes and Ears of the City (Also The Nose And Mouth)

Who says you can’t have it all? This luxury 83-bedroom, 64-bath home is the face of contemporary upscale living, with sweeping columns, a watchtower, and multiple rotundae. A gigantic public clock and your own personal bell tower ensure that you’ll always be on time, while fire escapes in either wing provide safety and peace of mind. A sterling example of Neo-Classical Victorian Italianate Early American anthrotecture like this won’t be on the market long. Act now and you’ll own more than just a ridiculously opulent, excessive home – you’ll own a friend.

This shirt was designed by: Steven Lefcourt, in hopes that it won’t be criminally underappreciated like King of the Beasts and Lightning Bugs.

Wear this shirt: with that kicky scarf and those super-tight pink jeans. It’ll be cute.

Don’t wear this shirt: while jumping off of a building. You’ve got too much to live for. And too many other things to wear.

This shirt tells the world: “The buildings. The buildings. Watching me. Watching us all. The buildings.”

We call this color: Babyface Blue.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
161C -White Warm RedC - 169C 310C - 12C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Quantity Breakdown

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Facade by Steven Lefcourt
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.