Fall of the Phoenix

by maloandthewhale

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Maybe it's a commentary about the Seahawks' performance this season.

heraldic creatures and their innate symbolism

phoenix: resurrection

antelope: harmony

serpent: wisdom

baby bear: 145 years of disappointment

monkey: daily deals

groundhog: perpetuity

stoat: ambivalence

octopus: soccer fortune

pumpkin: ubiquity

shiba inu: grammatical shortcomings

taco: Tuesday

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

 

 

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
6m 57.001s
First Sucker:
higgsOcean
Last Wooter to Woot:
stephaniehyatt

Purchaser Experience

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  • 89% second woot
  • 11% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 87% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Fall of the Phoenix by maloandthewhale
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