Falling Alice

by CrumblinCookie

$11.00$14.00

Printed to order

Ships in 1-2 business days

Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 14 - Dec 19
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Dec 12
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Holiday Returns

Escaping Wonderland is prolly a lot like getting out of IKEA.

Hello and goodbye and welcome to our shop of things!

"Oh, hey, sorry to bother you. I was wondering if you could give me directions to the airport."

You need directions, do you?! Hear that, everyone? She needs directions!

    directions!

      directions!

         directions!

"Uh. Yeah, look, my plane’s gonna take off pretty soon, so -"

A plane! a plain plane over the plains!

"Maybe, sure. Just…if you could tell me whether I get off at 95 or -"

95 of them!

    of what?

        of them!

           they are us!

             you need directions!

"PLEASE, YES."

You will arrive when it is time and never sooner!

  never!

    never!

     sometimes!

"It’s PAST time. I’m late. I’ve GOT to catch my flight. PLEASE tell me how to get to the airport."

YOU’RE ALREADY THERE!

"This is all going on Yelp."

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Features

Tee

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

 

Jersey Zip Hoodie

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 60% Cotton/40% Polyester
  • Manufactured In: Pakistan
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
5m 27.443s
First Sucker:
xman1340
Last Wooter to Woot:
bobken

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 7% one year old
  • 85% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Falling Alice by CrumblinCookie
$11.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$11.00 $14.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.