Feeling Self-Conscious

by ncowick

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Same Old Routine & Microscopy

You can't spell optimist or pessimist without p.

Look, doc: I like a pop-philosophy discussion as much as the next guy who has applied for a job driving forklifts. It'd be fun, in a back-in-college kind of way, to sit here all day and muse on whether that cup I just peed into is half-full or half-empty. Especially if we're also watching Judge Judy, or some infomercials.

But that part of my life is over. The only question I care about now is whether that cup contains traces of any controlled substances. So if you could just send it off to the lab or do whatever you have to do so I can get this forklift gig moving, I'd appreciate it. I gave up wondering whether we all see the same colors when I gave up smoking weed. Which, for the record, was a lot longer than 30 days ago.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered between the eyes

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 6.5” x7.37” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4: 5” x 5.67”

Pantone Colors: - 637C - 2727C - 7453C - 7459C - 539C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 23.554s
First Sucker:
nickshulman
Last Wooter to Woot:
titonbrujah

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 0% one week old
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  • 11% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
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Feeling Self-Conscious by ncowick
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