Fiery Night

by patrickspens

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"Well then, I must be off!" 

"Aren't you forgetting something?" 

"Mmm?" 

"…The shirt, my friend." 

"Ah yes! Ha ha. How silly of me - I almost forgot. Yet … perhaps … it would be best if I did keep it, after all." 

"It would corrupt you like it has so many before. Give it here." 

"Now that I look at it on my chest, I think it is best here. It is special to me. Precious." 

"Let it go, old friend." 

"OK, OK, fine. To tell you the truth I'm just embarrassed to take my shirt off. I'm pretty hairy and pudgy, and this shirt made those traits … invisible." 

"You cannot wear it forever. What about when you go swimming?"

"I wore it in the pool. I was that guy. But now that's over and I must be getting on the trail! So long, old friend." 

"…ahem…" 

"Yes?" 

"The shirt. You're still wearing it." 

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL: 15.5” x 14.20“ 
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8:  11.5” x 10.53”
K6-K4:  9” x  8.24”

Pantone Color(s): 172C - 7409C - 393C - 5655C - 406C - 7533C 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 6.666s
First Sucker:
vanguardd
Last Wooter to Woot:
holyostrich

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Fiery Night by patrickspens
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