Fire Swallower

by Tony Persons

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

Printed to order.

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Cranberry
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Fire? I Hardly Swallower

From Monday through Thursday this week, Shirt.Woot will be selling some of our favorite non-winning designs from the first few weeks of our Derby. There may be no second acts in American lives, but it turns out there are second acts in American t-shirt design competitions.

It's combustible! It's stylized! It's swooping down from your shoulder on red-hot wings of flame! If you're looking for a t-shirt with a punchline, or with some pop-culture reference that will serve as a billboard for your sociological identity, come back some other time. This striking, gorgeous design's only raison d'etre is its striking gorgeousness. And that's plenty.

This shirt was designed by: Tony Persons, the multitaskin' Nebraskan, showing us another facet of the same talent that brought you Stereo From Above last week.

Wear this shirt to: entice the guys and/or dolls with your fiery yet refined taste.

Don't wear this shirt to: hang out with J'onn J'onzz, Manhunter from Mars.

This shirt tells the world: "I don't choose t-shirts based on what they tell the world."

We call this color: World-Famous Five-Alarm Hot 'n' Spicy Cranberry.

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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
5m 16.000s
First Sucker:
racer520
Last Wooter to Woot:
tierus

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 45% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Fire Swallower by Tony Persons
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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