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Floating Squishy

by Justin Lloyd

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Don't Touch The Dangly Bits

You’re underwater… or is it in space? Maybe it isn’t even this universe at all. Twilight, Negative, No Parking, P’, there are so many Zones out there you couldn’t even begin to guess. All you can do is focus on the little pink monster staring you down from a plume of Kirby Dots. A octopus with super-science? A jellyfish Sorcerer Supreme? Do those horns hide a lonely soul that only wants a friend or a gelatinous murder-beast death-squid?

This shirt was designed by: Justin Lloyd of Black Sea Apparel . From his Annapolis, MD fortress, Justin commands a fleet of loyal hunchbacks that do his every bidding. Good thing he thinks small, or he could be conquering the world instead of making lovely t-shirts.

Wear this shirt: to a summit meeting of the G-8. We’d just like to see it show up on the news.

Don’t wear this shirt: Okay, there’s this little barbeque place in North Carolina, it’s about an hour’s drive from Lexington, and you have to get off the main road and look for this really big tree, I know that sounds funny but trust me, it’s a really really big tree and you’ll know right away, and anyway you make a left turn right there and drive for like ten minutes and you’ll see this old gas station that reads “S ELL” unless another letter fell off, but right there you’ll see this dirt road, and you gotta go really slow or you’ll wreck your tires, and don’t roll down the windows because that road is so narrow that the squirrels will just jump right in your car for fun, but when you get to the end of the road you’ll see this little shack that’s only open on Wednesday for about a half hour around noon, if it isn’t raining, and they have these ribs that are just soaking in sauce and the best iced tea, and the cornbread, oh, you would not believe it, and you can’t leave without trying a big piece of the fried catfish, because you take a bite and wow! It would even make a Marine cry with joy! Anyway, don’t wear this shirt there.

This shirt tells the world: “I read that whole stupid paragraph.”

We call this color: Garnish Of Lemon

Design specs:

Placement: Left side

Printed Size:
3X – M: 6.49” x 17”
S-WS: 4.86” x 12.75”

Color(s): – 300 C – 226 C – White

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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 11% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 36% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
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Floating Squishy by Justin Lloyd
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