Flow Chart of Life

by Jupilberry

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Okay, everyone here? Let’s start this.

I’ve noticed some confusion about who to go to. Hopefully this flowchart will answer your questions.

So this new flow chart shows where you can take your issues, be they technical, sales, network, design, or otherwise. Any questions?

“I don’t appreciate this.”

Of course you wouldn’t appreciate initiative. Well now, thanks to the flow chart, you know who to complain to.

“I’m not entirely sure this is appropriate for the office, Tom.”

Since when did the free distribution of information become ‘inappropriate?’ What bizarro nation are we living in, here?

“I’m not entirely opposed to the concept of a flow chart, per se, it’s just that-”

I spend all afternoon putting together this project in the interest of efficiency and THIS is how I’m thanked?

“It’s more about the fact that every possible issue has an arrow that ends in a box marked ‘Go F&%# Yourself.’ That’s the part we’re objecting to.”

Oh. Well in that case, I’d invite you to consult the flow chart.

Wear this shirt: On Mondays. Mondays are always the worst, right? Ha ha!

Don’t wear this shirt: To your Optimists’ Club meeting.

This shirt tells the world: “Am I right?”

We call this color: International Organization for Silverization 9000

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Black - White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Flow Chart of Life by Jupilberry
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