Fluid Dynamics

by patrickspens

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

Printed to order.

Ships in 3-5 business days

Black
New
Limit 15 per customer
add to cart

Beauty In Loss

2nd place in Derby #226: Math in Nature, with 813 votes!

The sand was first at the bottom of the sea, beside a stone to which it had become acquainted. “Hello, sand,” the stone would say each morning. “Hello, stone,” the sand would reply. And then they would sit, not talking (because that was the sort of friendship they had) and let the tide tease them to and fro.

One day the waters pulled back, leaving the sand dry and the stone exposed. Now they sat in the open air. It was all so new and unreasonable. But still, they had each other. “Hello, sand,” the stone would say. “Hello, stone,” the sand would reply. And they would enjoy the new type of tide the locals called wind.

Then came the day the two friends fell apart. Men came, the first with his bag and the second with his basket. One scooped up the sand and the other collected the stone. The friends were carried away in opposite directions. What could they do? What could they say? It wasn’t in their hearts to grumble. They just watched each other leave, and then, they were just alone.

The sand was heated and felt strange. The stone was carved down and felt smaller. The sand turned to glass, the stone decoratively painted. “If my friend could see me,” each thought, “would he even know who I was?”

A few weeks later the two met again in a toymaker’s workshop. Stone was a yellow swirl. Sand was a clear sphere. The toymaker fit them together for good, purely by chance… or was it destiny?

The two friends caught up as they sat connected on the toymaker’s shelf. They felt a new sense of purpose. In a few days someone picked them up and peered at the way they caught the light, then carried them home in a bag. That evening they fell, first through the tide of wind and then into the tide of water. And at last, once more, they rested together.

It made no difference that it was a fish tank instead of a sea. It made no difference how they’d changed with time. They were still the same two friends they always were, sitting quietly together.

“Hello, sand.” “Hello, stone.” And that was how they spent the rest of their days.

Wear this shirt: when you’re ready to make a big splash.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you feel like you’re sunk.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m out of my element, but I’m still lookin’ good.”

We call this color: Black Cat’s Eye

Back to top

Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 123C - 3242C - 565C - 562C - 626C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 56.000s
First Sucker:
EternalSecrets
Last Wooter to Woot:
matthewtlynch

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

13%
7%
4%
2%
2%
2%
3%
4%
5%
6%
6%
6%
5%
5%
4%
3%
4%
3%
3%
3%
3%
3%
3%
3%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

6%
2%
2%
1%
1%
85%
3%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

join the discussion (43 comments)
join the discussion (43 comments)
Fluid Dynamics by patrickspens
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.