If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, what about five birds on your torso? What’s the exchange rate for that? Frankly, we’d rather have this shirt than a bird in our hand. It won’t crap on you, it doesn’t carry influenza, and there’s no risk that we’ll be blinded in a frenzy of pecking. Then again, this shirt has very little nutritional value.

This shirt was designed by: Amanda J. Barker, a Detroit-area graphic designer and lover of birds, scarves, Pabst Blue Ribbon, and her amazingly talented husband. Almost all of her shirt ideas come to her in her dreams. Upon awakening, she rushes to her computer to mentally vomit the ideas into a digital format.

Wear this shirt: when you visit the Canary Islands. (Sorry, but they can’t all be gut-busters.)

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re worried about being labelled left-wing. (Again, sorry.)

This shirt tells the world: “You may think birds are just vectors for infectious disease, but they’re still beautiful to me.”

We call this color: Little Robin Greenbreast.

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