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“Man, this camping trip sucks. Brandon said his scoutmaster took them bungee jumping. But all we get to do is split those stupid rails.”
“I know. Who the hell cares whether a log is split in half or not? It can stay in one piece for all I care.”
“And I thought we were going to tell ghost stories around the campfire last night. I thought it was getting good when he talked about ‘those who gave their lives so the nation might live’. But then, not even a single zombie. C’mon, dude – give me something here.”
“I know. For somebody with such a cool beard, he’s a total slavedriver.”
“Don’t let him hear you calling him that. He hates that.”
Wear this shirt: if you’re dedicated to the proposition that all marshmallows are created equal.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you are engaged in a great civil war. We don’t offer a Kevlar version.
This shirt tells the world: “I have a merit badge in Contrived Historical Puns.”
We call this color: the Kellysburg Agreen.
Pantone Colors:
White - 395C - 627C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
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