Fractal Tree

by patrickspens

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As Above So Below

1st place in Derby #149: Psychedelia, with 1042 votes!

Everything you will ever be is built inside you. But how will it come out? Remember, it just takes one family of patient Japanese guys to turn a mighty redwood into a tiny little bonsai.

Nature vs nurture? No, it’s nature WITH nurture. There’s that special fractal code we start with, and then those special fractal interactions that change us every day. Just like a tree, our roots move in new directions as we reinterpret our past, and our branches spread to places we never even imagined as we discover our future.

Just like the Star Wars prequels, right? Started out everyone was camping out a month ahead of time, ended with people deciding they hated their entire wasted childhood. See? It’s all fractals. Except for Tron, that’s gonna be awesome. SHUT UP IT IS IT’S GOING TO BE GREAT LALALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU I CAN’T HEAR YOU LALALALALALALALALA

Wear this shirt: while reading Swamp Thing #43, original series. Yeah, that guy knows what we mean.

Don’t wear this shirt: in a non-Euclidian way. It’s not designed for that, see, and you’ll probably rip it and then you’ll be all “Aw, man” and have to walk home from the eighth dimension with your shirt all messed up.

This shirt tells the world: “No matter how hard I try, I can’t ever be straight edge. It’s geometrically impossible!”

We call this color: Stay Away From The Brown Stuff

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Features

Pantone Colors:
101C - 1585C - 310C- 5753C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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  • 11% joined today
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  • 26% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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