Free To Go

by ochopika

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The Easy Way's Best

2nd place in Derby #253: Insects, Bugs, & Arachnids (But Not Worms, Because Gross), with 622 votes!

"Did anyone try just lifting it?" Anderson asked. The other fireflies laughed.

Of course someone must've tried lifting it! Otherwise, why would they have settled on such a complicated escape plan? Surely there was a reason for all welding they'd been doing, for all of the yoga and complicated stretching, a reason for all the small explosives that they'd built.

Right? RIGHT?!

But no, Arthur hadn't tried, nor had Marco. Not Scottie or Thalia or Richard or Brenda. And obviously, Anderson hadn't either, given that he was the one to ask the question.

So, when they did try, and the lid lifted off the jar with ease, it didn't feel so much like a victory as an embarrassment.

"We'll tell no one about this," said Anderson, and the rest agreed.

Wear this shirt: when you're collecting fireflies of your own. The fireflies will think, "Hey, that guy believes in setting us free!" and so they will gladly fly into your trap. They'll never suspect that it's all just a ploy...

Don't wear this shirt: around hippies because they'll wonder why someone would put a bunch of flies in a perfectly good kombucha jar.

This shirt tells the world: "Y'all can't hold me back!"

We call this color: black as a firefly-less night.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
135 C - 1665 C - 1585 C - 418 C - White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
6m 3.335s
First Sucker:
poorpoet2
Last Wooter to Woot:
phillyt907

Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Free To Go by ochopika
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