Fresh Ideas

by Esther Aarts

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Royal Blue
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Oh man, you eat at those things?

I’m too afraid I’d catch something.

Hey where do you wanna go today?

“Oooh, I dunno. Something new.”

“Yeah, something different. Let’s get something exciting.”

Well, like what?

“Hmmm. I don’t know. What do you want?”

“Oh you know me, I’m not picky. Whatever you guys want.”

Well you just said something new and different…what did you have in mind?

“Oh I don’t know, just something different.”

“Don’t look at me! You know I hate picking things.”

Okay fine, but at least narrow it down.

“I did. Just new.”

“Yeah. And fresh.”

Nevermind, I’m not hungry. I’m just going to go back to my desk and have an aneurysm.

Wear this shirt: To the next City Hall/School Board meeting, so you can stand up and say “I know what THIS place needs!” and then point to your chest. Then someone will say, “What? Pudgy breasts?” And you can say, “No! FRESH IDEAS! And I started working out, d%&k.”

Don’t wear this shirt: If you are not prepared to dispense with some fresh ideas.

This shirt tells the world: “If it were THIS easy maybe we’d have something culturally profound once in awhile instead of sequels to movies based on toy commercials.”

We call this color: We know it’s a red shirt but the focus group wants it Royal Blue.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7499C - 109C - 2985C - 276C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 47.000s
First Sucker:
scudmuffin
Last Wooter to Woot:
daraman2000

Purchaser Experience

  • 9% first woot
  • 6% second woot
  • 36% < 10 woots
  • 25% < 25 woots
  • 24% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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