Fuego de la Muerte

by arinesart

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Think Outside the Federally Mandated Food Safety Regulations

3rd Place in Derby #265: Imaginary Restaurants, Guest Editor Walmazan's Pick!

It's late. I'm talking, like 4 am late. You're probably drunk. Maybe you're stoned out of your mind. Whatever, we're not judging. We're just saying now's the perfect time for 15th Meal. What? You don't know about 15th Meal? It's that meal you eat when you're severely intoxicated and your brain reverts to some primitive simian thought process that says, "Maybe if I stuff myself with enough food it will sop up whatever poisons appear to be killing me," so you go apes**t on some tacos only to destroy your throat with tortilla shell shrapnel when you vomit two hours later from alcohol poisoning.

Uh, yeah. Alcohol poisoned you. Yep. That's what did it.

Anyway, come on down to Fuego De La Muerte and feed your need for something cheesy, beefy, crunchy, spicy, endorsed by Satanists, saucy, munchy, caustic to human tissue, gooey, savory, illegal in 34 countries, salty, porky, and so goddamn hot your ass***e is going to put a gun in its mouth.

THAT'S 15th Meal.

Wear this shirt: While stumbling drunk down to the taco truck outside your apartment.

Don't wear this shirt: To McDonald's. They don't serve Tacos. YET.

This shirt tells the world: "¿Dónde está el baño? Mi culo se siente como que se tragó un puñado de dientes de tiburón."

We call this color: 100% Grade Brown Beef

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Features

Pantone Colors:
174C - 5285C - 458C - 5767C - 419C - 614C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 45.448s
First Sucker:
Wikrin
Last Wooter to Woot:
jltrute

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Fuego de la Muerte by arinesart
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.