Future Procrastination

by Odysseyroc

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#22
...of 26 tees in
the Reckoning

3rd place in Derby #598: The Future!

The nice part about upsetting future you is that future you can never take revenge. Time's Arrow goes forward, after all, and future you is unlikely to invent a time machine. And hey, even if future you does, isn't it really past you's fault that now you is gonna pass the buck to future you? If past you had already done the work, now you wouldn't have needed to do it! So now you is always blameless. And future you will figure it out at some point on your behalf. Future you always does.

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Features

Standard Brand:
  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
6m 23.885s
First Sucker:
mxcchamp64
Last Wooter to Woot:
pgresham

Purchaser Experience

  • 2% first woot
  • 2% second woot
  • 13% < 10 woots
  • 13% < 25 woots
  • 69% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 2% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 6% one year old
  • 93% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 87% bought 1
  • 11% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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  • Inatangle

    Inatangle is feeling this shirt right now.

    7:21 PM, 4/15/2017
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Future Procrastination by Odysseyroc
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