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Fuzeball 5000

by cmdixon2

$15.00
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Man, do these things ever shut up?!

3rd place in Derby #150: Intergalactic Cup, with 377 votes!

I came here to watch the Intergalactic Fuzeball Chalice Challenge, not listen to these ridiculous Glangauxian Gorga-Horns. These things are so loud! And they just blow in them for the whole match! Ridiculous!

HEY! HEY YOU! WE GET IT, YOU’RE EXCITED. NOW KNOCK IT OFF AND WATCH THE GAME!

No, no you’re wrong, because if it was their CULTURE it would have a way to produce, oh, I don’t know, at least TWO notes. This isn’t an instrument, it’s a torture device. It’s like I’m watching Fuzeball from inside a giant hornet nest! This sucks!

I can’t believe we spent 8 million credits just to fly here and go deaf. This is the worst-

What? Goal? I missed a goal?

DAMN YOU, GLANGAUXIAN GORGA-HORNS!

Wear this shirt: The next time you get into an argument about free will versus destiny.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re planning on sharking some guys at foosball. A foosball-centric shirt is a dead giveaway.

This shirt tells the world: “You saw that thing move, right? Did anyone else see that?”

We call this color: GOOOOOOOOOOOOORASS!

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 291C - 2728C- 364C - 423C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 52.000s
First Sucker:
jstoteraux
Last Wooter to Woot:
mikejanney1

Purchaser Experience

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  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 31% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Fuzeball 5000 by cmdixon2
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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