Okay, so… six! Onetwothreefourfivesix! Hey, roll again! Okay, I’ll use the Pop-o-matic Bubble this time. Two! Onetwo. “You have won a beauty contest”, oh, hooray! “To win fifty dollars you must remove the funny bone.” Huh. Weird beauty contest, but whatever. Let’s see, I’ll take the tweezers, gotta be careful here, just go slow and BZZZZZT oh, rats! That means I’ve got to add another piece to the mousetrap! And now I won’t be able to castle, unless we’re playing Spanish rules. Can we switch to Spanish rules? No? Oh, well. I’ll just end my turn by putting three armies on Australia and drawing two cards from the pile. Oh, hang on, I can use this now, right? It says “play at any time”. See, I bet you wish we were playing Spanish rules now. Okay, well, the card says “You’ve had a baby!” so I’ll add that pink peg to my car and draw one more card and now I’m done. So, your turn, right?

This shirt was designed by: Jeff Sheldon, who is opening a brand new shop! He calls it Ugmonk, which coincidentally was the name of the bad guy in Gilgamesh II: The Ameshining.

Wear this shirt: when your king is leading an assault on the battleship which has already taken three jacks.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you hated it when The Flintstones met The Jetsons. Or you hated that module where the Star Frontiers ship crashed in Greyhawk. Or you get really mad when your potatoes and your carrots are touching.

This shirt tells the world: “Whatever it is, I’m game!”

We call this color: Black Rain Clouds And Mom Won’t Let Us Watch TV

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