Gamma Rays

by Steven Lefcourt

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The Civilian Applications of Gamma Rays

Sure, gamma rays make people huge and green and funny-talky, but what else can they do? 

Hi, I'm Dr. Frederick Gamma Ray, inventor of the banana slicer. I have done extensive research on gamma rays and found that they do all sorts of things other than bigify and greenify:

- make your sandwich soggy

- turn milk into coffee

- melt pinecones

- make your couch smaller

- give you naked football dreams

- steal your wallet

- turn your hair into a pizza

- cheat at volleyball

- upgrade your software

- feel out a situation based on good vibes

- pick up dirt from your carpet or the ground

put glitter on all your clothes

- turn your dog into a tractor

- convince your mom to buy a yacht

- make bowling easier

- sign you up for free shipping

- whisper longingly in your ear

- whisper longingly into your calves

- turn a regular rug into a flying rug and then into a stegosaurus

- fight the power

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 12.1” x 18.5“
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8:   9.6” x 14.1”
K8 - K6: 6.5” x 10” 

Pantone Color(s): White - Pantone Purple - 7479 

Shirt Color: Black

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Unisex Tank

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:12.1” x 18.5“

Pantone Color(s): White - Pantone Purple - 7479 

Shirt Color: Black

Features:

  • Made in America
  • 100% Fine Jersey cotton construction
  • Printed: Carrollton, TX USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
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  • 11% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Gamma Rays by Steven Lefcourt
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