gettin’ toasty

by keemo0102

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SWM Seeks Companion For Sticky Situations

3rd place in Derby #172 Home for the Holidays, with 905 votes!

I’m a squishy sugary confection just waiting to share all my modified corn starch wonder with the right person. I’ll be honest, I’m a little on the puffy side, but that just makes squeezing me all that much more fun.

I’m looking for someone who is sweet or semi-sweet, dark but not bitter, and isn’t afraid to get a little gooey when the moment is right. Do you like crisp autumn nights and roaring bonfires? I’m simply melting at the thought of you. Contact me soon and maybe we can make a little magic under my graham-cracker sheets. And don’t be afraid to bring some Tetrasodium Pyrophosphate. I like to be whipped.

Wear this shirt: down by the fire.

Don’t wear this shirt: not TOO close to the… Aw, see? You dropped another marshmallow in the ash, Jimmy! Okay, this is your last try, okay? You drop this one and I’m going to make the rest.

This shirt tells the world: “I’ll stop the world and melt with you.”

We call this color: Red Hot Passion

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 666C - 7509C - 478C - 4625C - 4975C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 45.000s
First Sucker:
notaflyingtoy
Last Wooter to Woot:
Iiitfaum

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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gettin’ toasty by keemo0102
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