Giant Sequoia

by tgentry

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
Brown
New
Limit 15 per customer
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If You Fall In This Shirt, Do You Make A Sound?

3rd place in Derby #115: National Parks, with 1158 votes!

As the cool weather surrounds us, everyone’s mind turns to the lovely arboreal extravaganza we call “fall”. Which is really sort of creepy if you look at it from the tree’s point of view. I mean, what if every time you shaved a bunch of tiny little people came in and talked about how romantic it was and had their kids jump into a big pile of your stubble? You’d be really freaked out, right?

And what if every time you went to bed, a whole bunch of hobbyist painters came in and started doing these admittedly lovely canvases showing you in a most unflattering light? All 5 o’clock shadow and little tufts of hair everywhere, You’d be really upset the whole world focused on this brutally realistic phase of your life.

So today’s shirt celebrates the glorious beauty of nature’s forest, not the cruel joke of nature’s loss. Because we at shirt.woot have decided to make a stand. A stand with the trees. Hey, that’s actually a pretty good idea. A shirt.woot stand made out of trees. We could put it on the lawn and move a few shirts. Anybody have a saw?

Wear this shirt: if you want to tree-t yourself.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re the Golden Age Green Lantern. It’s better not to take chances.

This shirt tells the world: “I look tough, but inside, I’m sappy.”

We call this color: Brown. No Matter What Else Your Eyes Are Telling You. It’s Brown. The Shirt Will Be Brown.

Bio: tgentry… hey! Gentree! Wow, we love it when they make it easy for us. You other regular derby winners can learn a lesson from this guy.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
381C - 383C - 582C- 5815C - 1665C - 4975C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 1.000s
First Sucker:
jordandent
Last Wooter to Woot:
MaggiePlusPlus

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 49% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
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Giant Sequoia by tgentry
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