“The greatest sound is silence.” Doesn’t that sound clever? We really don’t know what it means, but we’re hoping it will get people to give us money. There’s something about the strange religions of the East that seems to appeal to people. Something magical. Something that says “Hey, it doesn’t matter if you only read a half chapter of one book, you’re totally ready to be a high priest and teach others.” And you better believe we want in on that racket.

So remember, the shirt is but a shell. And yet, does the shell not protect the crab and lobster? So too, when the shell is broken, can we dip the inner truth in butter and maybe tartar sauce, depending. And then, ah! How we feast on enlightment! Now go away and consider today’s lesson. Also you’re doomed if you don’t buy a shirt. For real. Go ask our buddy Pascal if you don’t believe us. He’s at the track. Got a bit of a gambling problem, you see.

This shirt was designed by: Jared Nickerson gets the rare “double name link” so be sure to check out both of his sites. He is also from Seattle so he may be currently trapped under sixteen tons of snow. Pray for Jared.

Wear this shirt: when you see you’re only very small and life flows on within you and without you. Keep that in mind when you’re deciding on sizes.

Don’t wear this shirt: and think it lets you shoot mystic flame. None of shirts will let you shoot mystic flame. No, that isn’t mystic. That just happens when you eat a lot of beans and have a lighter.

This shirt tells the world: “Om if you want to. Om around the world.”

We call this color: Creme? No, my child, there is no Creme. We are all one Universe. It is a Crewe.

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