Give me another drink

by dijay

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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A Friendly Face

3rd Place in Derby #284: Double-Take Derby 19, with 233 votes!

"Hey Phil. Pour me one, would you?"

"Hey Bobby. Usual?"

"You know it. Man, what a week."

"Sure seems like it. Fourth night in a row you've been in here. Everything okay?"

"I think I'm depressed, man. I can't get a job, I sleep upwards of 10 hours a day, and I can't seem to kick the nip. I'm wastin' my lives, man."

"Jeez, man. I had no idea."

"Yeah, life's rough."

"Yeah, I had no idea living rent free in an apartment with a human that buys all your food and takes you to the vet regularly was so terrible. You sure are suffering."

"Don't gimme that 'someone's got it worse' routine, pal. My problems are still problems."

"Quit bein' such a p----."

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s): - 433C - White - 486C - 646C - 440C - 7409C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 29.663s
First Sucker:
dsolzon
Last Wooter to Woot:
Danrique

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Give me another drink by dijay
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